I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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