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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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