So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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