I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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