How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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