And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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