do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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