Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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