Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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