Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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