I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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