Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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