That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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