I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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