the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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