your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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