No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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