Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
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