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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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