I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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