I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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