The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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