Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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