guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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