I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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