you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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