the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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