We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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