your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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