Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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