Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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