if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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