ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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