so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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