Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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