Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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