do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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