my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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