fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Damn victory sex feels great
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