if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
