oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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