dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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