The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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