If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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