these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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