Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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