I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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