i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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