IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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