# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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