We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My dick has a subreddit
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
