with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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