I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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