You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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