friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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