I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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