I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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