No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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