I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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