awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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